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grannygoddamn: grannygoddamn: My skills at driving the mako summed up in one image. It might be that time again This fucking post will live on forever so help me god
jordangranados: So Help Me God
kanyerunawaywest: “So Help Me God”
asspreciationassfreak: Do you swear to fuck the ass, the ass hole, and nothing but the butt?I do. So help me God.Asspreciation Approved -
If I catch you eating SO HELP ME GOD
kikilazuli: locoslowpoke: Ruby’s gonna get the blue one and Sapphire’s gonna get the red one so help me god
Goddammit MarvelSo help me god…But seriously Alonso, why you hate the mutants so much… I know that Disney can’t make money of them but geez… Take it down a notch will ya…
kanyexx:So Help Me God alt coverart by Me
filthyfaldo: hirevkev: Do you swear to fuck the ass, the ass hole, and nothing but the butt?I do. So help me God.Asspreciation Approved - 😜💋❤️ Good little bitch
#that bottom gif is killing me #bitch does it look like i’ve heard of the milennium falcon #i’m old as dicks #and got this bitch ass farmer hick motherfucker next to me #i will slap you and your big ass dog into both fucking suns so help me god
hirevkev:Do you swear to fuck the ass, the ass hole, and nothing but the butt?I do. So help me God. Asspreciation Approved - 😜💋❤️
tardiscrash: You know, I can coexist with just about anyone. Religion. Politics. Philosophy. I’m always willing to accept that there is another side to things and talk about it rationally. But so help me god, if you talk shit about Tony Stark because
Stop telling people what to ship and how to ship it so help me God.
neairaalenko: femmadilemma: hobbitkaiju: kayladarrolyn: this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it. “I am fucking full of babies so help me God” “My army of minions will be arriving any second” I
sunnymajor: lagonegirl: The weirdest race to ever exist. I’ll never stop reposting these facts… so help me God
cigarpervdad: tsakantonios: So…help me god! S
I :3′d my way into this and I’ll :3 my way out of it so help me god
lookatthisfuckingcisgender: partycitynobody: if you ever blame anything on “cisgendered, cissexual, white males” so help me god i’m PRETTY sure trans people aren’t responsible for transphobia, or women for sexism, or poc for racism, so like,
serpentar1us: let matsuoka kou have a character song or so help me god
jessicainreallife: prettiestcaptain: "If I see one more gun..." #if one more person points a gun at stiles so help me god I will punch something but what if it’s derek, and then he make out with him to distract him.
littleblue-black-girl: dookiediamonds: sunnymajor: lagonegirl: The weirdest race to ever exist. I’ll never stop reposting these facts… so help me God @badgyal-k what Oh my wtf …
girlwithalessonplan: thankyoufive: *hyperventilates* I HAVE TO GET ONE OF THESE. SO HELP ME GOD.
yaelstiel: yaelstiel: We trap the crossroads demon, trick it, try to welch our way out of the deal in any way? You die. Okay? You die. Those are the terms. There’s no way out of it. If you try to find a way, so help me god, I’mgonna stop you.
asspreciationassfreak: Do you swear to fuck the ass, the ass hole, and nothing but the butt? I do. So help me God. Ass Freak - The Original “Caption Caveman” - 😜💋❤ 😈
I gotta stop following people who like dick
nobreasttoobig: bustygoddessworship: masterofudders: Tessa Fowler Oh my So help me God…
geaux-tev: flexico-burress: I will end my life rn so help me God I’m on the floor right now son
sharonosbourne: vanillish: don’t trust people who like pulp in their orange juice i will end your life so help me god
currentswim: ADHD brain during all hours of sunlight: our body will never leave this bed so help me god ADHD brain at 3 in the morning: if we don’t master the art of ballet Right This Fucking Instant we are going to die
saxophone-kraken: i’ve been on my computer for nearly 12 hours straight today with occasional food and bathroom breaks. ask me stupid/pointless/discomfortingly personal things and help alleviate my boredom or so help me god i will fight ALL OF YOU
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:If people don’t admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out
irisannwest: irisannwest: irisannwest: my professors are letting us use cheat sheets and little do they know i write so tiny that i am going to fit 10 pages of notes on one side of paper so help me god SMOL HANDWRITING IS SMOL 10 PAGES OF NOTES.
yaboykeiji: this man needs a hug and so help me god I’m going to give him one [edit: forgot his scar and am booting myself from the fandom bye]
yeezusquote: Kanye West’s New Album Title “So Help Me God”
madeofpuredestruction: hamburgerboogie: Do you swear to love the butt, the whole butt, and nothing but the butt? So help me god
sex-like-a-nympho: so help me god i am so horny I love filling you with my lust💋
cals-babylons: Give Rami that fucking Oscar or so help me god I’ll do it myself
hirevkev: Do you swear to fuck the ass, the ass hole, and nothing but the butt?I do. So help me God.Asspreciation Approved - 😜💋❤️
11-11-1992: thathighguy: sunnymajor: lagonegirl: The weirdest race to ever exist. I’ll never stop reposting these facts… so help me God Wypipo be tripping 🤣🤣🤣
sex-like-a-nympho: kizloser: I’m the laziest girl lately. liz you better get that sexy ass into my bed right now or so help me god. ^^
amitymaddy: hamburgerboogie: Do you swear to love the butt, the whole butt, and nothing but the butt? so help me god, I do.
breakingnews: Air Force makes ‘God’ optional in cadet oath Air Force Times: The Air Force Academy announced Friday it is making it optional for cadets to recite the phrase ‘so help me God’ at the end of its oath. The change in policy was made
johnniewaswolf: MY HARRY POTTER BOOKS ARE SOMEWHERE IN THIS HOUSE I found so much stuff from when I was a teenager, but not my Harry Potter books. So help me god if my dad did anything to or with them…
If you do not live with your child, see them everyday, or honestly even spend the entire day with them— Keep your mouth shut about being tired or how YOU would run YOUR house in my position and how “easy” it’d be or so help me god I will remove
butiwilllove: erotic-desires-love: lookgayness: Oh my wow the second gif… When you do that to me my stomach drops 😍 -B I reblogged this earlier but so help me God I am reblogging this again
mygayisshowing:soyoureagiantblackcathuh: dirtytaylorswift: And the saddest fear comes creeping in: that she never loved me, or her, or anyone, or anything THATS A SHE WHAT KAYLOR IS GONNA HAPPEN OR SO HELP ME GOD
supermariomothers: bryonasaurusrex: i wanna do thissss take a picture of me and my boyfriend holding hands without us knowing and so help me god i’ll kick your ass you fucking creep
lesbian-goddesss: butiwilllove: erotic-desires-love: lookgayness: Oh my wow the second gif… When you do that to me my stomach drops 😍 -B I reblogged this earlier but so help me God I am reblogging this again Yo what the fuck is this from cause
![yaboykeiji: this man needs a hug and so help me god I’m going to give him one [edit: forgot his scar and am booting myself from the fandom bye]](https://40.media.tumblr.com/c49108571634a8655ee21cf122fd3883/tumblr_obmmywbH7v1tzhvjjo3_r1_250.png)
